Dear Brother Mal-2,
      In response to your request for unclassified agitprop to be inserted
in the new edition of PRINCIPIA, hope the following will be of use. And
please stop bothering us with your incessant letters!
      Episkopos Mordecai, Keeper of the Notary Sojac, informs me that you
are welcome to reveal that our oldest extant records show us to have been
fully established in Atlantis, circa 18,000 B.C., under Kull, the galley
slave who ascended to the Throne of Valusia. Revived by Pelias of Koth,
circa 10,000 B.C. Possibly it was he who taught the inner-teachings to
Conan of Cimmeria after Conan became King of Aquilonia. First brought to
the western hemisphere by Conan and taught to Mayan priesthood (Conan is
Quetzlcoatl). That was 4 Ahua, 8 Cumhu, Mayan date. Revived by Abdul
Alhazred in his infamous Al Azif, circa 800 A.D. (Al Azif translated into
Latin by Olaus Wormius, 1132 A.D., as The Necronomicon.) In 1090 A.D. was
the founding of The Ismaelian Sect (Hashishim) by Hassan i Sabbah, with
secret teachings based on Alhazred, Pelias and Kull. Founding of the
Illuminated Ones of Bavaria, by Adam Weishaupt, on May 1, 1776. He based it
on the others. Weishaupt brought it to the United States during the period
that he was impersonating George Washington; and it was he who was the Man
in Black who gave the design for The Great Seal to Jefferson in the garden
that night. The Illuminated tradition is now, of course, in the hands of
The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria (A.I.S.B.), headquartered here in
the United States.
      Our teachings are not, need I remind you, available for publication.
No harm, though, in admitting that some of them can be found disguised in
Joyce's Finnegan's Wake, Burroughs Nova Express, the King James translation
of the Holy Bible (though not the Latin or Hebrew), and The Blue Book. Not
to speak of Ben Franklin's private papers (!), but we are still suppressing
those.
      Considering current developments--you know the ones I speak of--it
has been decided to reveal a few more of our front organizations. Your
publication is timely, so mention that in addition to the old fronts like
the Masons, the Rothchild Banks, and the Federal Reserve System, we now have
significant control of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (since Hoover
died last year, but that is still secret), the Students for a Democratic
Society, the Communist Party USA, the American Anarchist Assn., the Junior
Chamber of Commerce, the Black Lotus Society, the Republican Party, the John
Dillinger Die For You Society, and the Camp Fire Girls. It is still useful
to continue the sham of the Birchers that we are seeking world domination;
so do not reveal that political and economic control was generally complete
several generations ago and that we are just playing with the world for a
while until civilization advances sufficiently for phase five.
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