Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -3 = 6 - 9 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -10 = 97 - 107 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -13 = 93 - 106 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -60 = 228 - 288 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -55 = 231 - 286 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -42 = 244 - 286 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -32 = 294 - 326 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -68 = 317 - 385 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -47 = 383 - 430 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -17 = 415 - 432 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -41 = 584 - 625 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -69 = 616 - 685 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -12 = 657 - 669 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -138 = 878 - 1016 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -136 = 913 - 1049 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -164 = 1018 - 1182 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -135 = 1082 - 1217 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -161 = 1038 - 1199 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -108 = 1208 - 1316 - +

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