Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -136 = 913 - 1049 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -161 = 1038 - 1199 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -169 = 1358 - 1527 - +
 
bleed for the international power
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Levity Sucks!
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Be young - shut up!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -214 = 3755 - 3969 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -219 = 3170 - 3389 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -220 = 3049 - 3269 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -220 = 2304 - 2524 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -221 = 3238 - 3459 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -222 = 2595 - 2817 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -223 = 1353 - 1576 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
#5488 -224 = 2969 - 3193 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
#5685 -226 = 2604 - 2830 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -229 = 3012 - 3241 - +
"OH NO YOU DID"
#3454 -229 = 2684 - 2913 - +
I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
#5503 -229 = 2248 - 2477 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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ignorance is hell.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
#5147 -232 = 3421 - 3653 - +
Is there an officer, problem ?
#5221 -232 = 2273 - 2505 - +
Don't quote this
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
#1990 -233 = 3314 - 3547 - +
Start finishing what you finished starting.
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What you change, changes you.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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men are not monogamous by nature
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Try to outlive these words.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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