Semi Official Memebomb Archive

never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Learn to Dis-earn
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Head Your mind!
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Freedom is a party
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pain can be a very positive thing
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Less is a possibilty
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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They are hunting dogs.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Think while it's still illegal
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Property is theft.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Private parking in Area only !
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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really
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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You were alone before they left you
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inheritance must be abolished
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Happiness is a new idea.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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No costume is no costume
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Popes needed
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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the revolution will not realised
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Keep quiet about this.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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You are only happy by accident.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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ux = bb is watching you
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Use no hooks.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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